You know how there are those people who are all like just disconnect and spend your days touching minds, hearts, and bodies of real people? And then at night, under the moonlight, they get into their canoe that they built by hand, row out in the middle of some fucking water somewhere, and have…
This is a FASSSCINATINGGGG post about what body sprays a stripper used during her tenure at Wizzards!
Thanks to this lady for the link!
"Fuck you! Fuck all of you! I’m fucking through with this! I’VE HAD IT! I’ve been doing this for 28 fucking years and I can’t take it anymore. And for the fucking asshole who told me to fuck off: fuck you! That’s it! I’m done! Fuck you all!"
— Steven Slater, Jet Blue Flight Attendant AKA Man of my Dreams (via rillawafers)
I’ve seen this sort of thing at a dog shelter, but….
Oh my GOD you guys? Doesn’t she have ANYONE to help her?
Sometimes I wonder if maybe she is a Mr. F (mentally retarded female)*, I mean, it totally would have gone undetected since she wasn’t in school and was supporting so many…
Messages to Tim Roth (via tits)
Google, after recently running an analysis of its search queries, was able to determine which country stands at number one in sex-related content search. And you’ll never guess which one won out.
Researchers have long known that the Internet has contributed to pornography addiction by making it so easily accessible — no need to go out in a raincoat, pull a hat down over the face, and sneak furtively into the red-light district.
